- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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