- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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