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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Bryson got a concussion...he died

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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