- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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