Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Error 37.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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