How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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