- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

WOMENS RIGHTS

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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