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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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