Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Guess what? AIDS!

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

kennah campion... being nice

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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