justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

once upon a time, it snowed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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