- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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