- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

whats hairy and crys your mom

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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