- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what's white and sticky semen

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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