Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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