- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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