Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

So a seal walks into a club.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Anti-jokes are funny.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

I am a women

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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