- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

3021 North Broadway Avenue

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What's your guys names?

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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