- Anti Joke

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.