What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

do you have a wife?

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

The Princess is in another castle

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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