- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What's up? Your time.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Knock Knock? Come in.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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