the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Caolan and Eamon

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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