- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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