a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

what's the difference between a duck?

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Why was the gay guy sad?

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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