How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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