- Anti Joke

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Bitch

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis