Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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