- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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