Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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