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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Chuck Norris is dead......

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

I'm homeless.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

knock knock!? . . No.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

No soap radio

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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