- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Terry has ebola

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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