- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Sarah Palin.

when debbie meets downer

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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