There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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whats up and also down? your mum

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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