So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

You know what's natural? Bears.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Your life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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