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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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