Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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He--Hey guys

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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