whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

The bears will win the Super Bowl

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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