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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

why was the man sad? his wife died

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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