One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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