- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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