Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Women's Rights

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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