- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

a skinny sumo wrestler

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Cheese

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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