- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

A man did not like this site

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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