Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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Daniel is a fag

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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knock,knock you suck

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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