Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

CAVE JOHNSON.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

A seal walks into a club.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

I am a mime

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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