Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Want to hear a joke? No.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

I like the color potato.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

2 + 2 = 4

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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