- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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