- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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