What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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