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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair