- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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