There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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Chicken

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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