Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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