A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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