- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

If the 49ers won the superbowl

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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