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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A bar walks into a man

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

what are you mike bibby?

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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