- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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