A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

What is older than history?

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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