- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Chlamydia

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

i had a black friend once......just kidding

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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