A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

hi mom

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

snowglobe

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Rylan Clark

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

TIMMY

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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