What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Penis

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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