- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

There once was this guy and he fell down

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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