- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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