- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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