What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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