Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Cancer.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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