- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??