- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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