- Anti Joke

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child