- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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