Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

whats a joke

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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