- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

knock knock whos there? nobody

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.