- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

KILL WHITEY

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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