Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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