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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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