- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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