- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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