its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Well this is pointless.....

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

You were born.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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