Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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