Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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can you touch your toes? no

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Fat people

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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matt is fat

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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