why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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