- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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