What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

antonio has a penis head.lol

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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