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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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