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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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