Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Llamaworm

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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the bible

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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kk

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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