What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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hear hear

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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