What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Hey Shea

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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