What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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womans rights...

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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France had one revolution

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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