Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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the holocaust

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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Anything involving women..

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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