- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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