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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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