Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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kill yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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