- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

This sentence is a lie.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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