what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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A sober Irish individual.

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