Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Where's my tractor?

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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