Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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The FCC

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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