knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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hear hear

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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A guy asks his girl friend to marry him and she says yes, so he buys her a new car - a Lamborghini Countach - she loves this car and she goes everywhere in it. One day, she picks up her kids from school. She's got a boy and a girl. As she's driving down the road, a car pulls up in front of her and they have a really nasty accident and she falls into a coma. When she wakes up from the coma there is a doctor next to her and she quickly asks doctor, "Where is my son? He was really good at football, he could have played for England and been better than Beckham." The doctor replies, "I'm so sorry, in the accident he lost his leg he won't be able to kick a football any more." The woman asks about her daughter. "Doctor, where is my daughter? She was really good at tennis and she could have been the best in the world and won at Wimbledon." The doctor says, "Sorry but in the accident she lost her arms and she won't be able to pick up a racket any more." She begins to cry. "Doctor," asks the woman, "how long have I been in this coma?" The doctor replies, "Six months." "So what's the date?" asks the woman. "April 1st," says the doctor. The woman begins to laugh "So you were joking then, were you?" Doctor: "YES... they had minor breaks and cuts but both have made full recoveries. I'll get them and your fiancé down here straight away." The woman is relieved and is discharged three days later to continue recuperating at home, while the doctor is sent to a tribunal for tricking her into believing her children had been maimed and eventually accepts early retirement with a generous severance package.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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