- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

who's a slut... you're mom

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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