Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

whats white jizz

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What's your guys names?

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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