Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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woman's rights

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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