What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Anti Joke

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