your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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