- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??