That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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ure mama's so fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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