- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

-knock knock! -doors open

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Ham sandwich

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

so how about that irline food

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Whats two plus two Four!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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