- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

So FDR walks into a bar.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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