A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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