Christianity.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Half life 3 confirmed

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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