- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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