Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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Women's rights

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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