- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

This sentence is a lie.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Smelly Indians.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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