- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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