What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Life

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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