What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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