- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

So a blonde walks into a wall...

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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