RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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