How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

haha black people :D

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

anal seepage

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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